Friday, October 16, 2009

I'm here!!!


SShhhhhhh! We're taking a break at the writers' conference. It's GREAT! But I feel like a pretender. They asked us to introduce ourselves at first, and said we could say anything, because nobody knows any better. (Uh-oh, grin.)


So I said, "I'm Patience Renzulli, and my debut novel just made it to 23rd on the NYTimes Bestseller's List."


Everyone's eyes sharpened and their mouths made little o's.



And then we all laughed!



hug your hounds and mine for me

20 comments:

  1. Love it, love your humor.

    Gussie and muzzer

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  2. What a great opening line! Smiles from the sagebrush....

    Kathy and Flynn

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  3. I love pranks far too much, so this was very much appreciated!

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  4. hee hee heee you go!! Love and kisses A+A+PL2

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  5. I can hardly wait for the next report!

    Kathy

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  6. Nothing like a little ice breaker ;)

    Ane

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  7. Oh my gosh! I thought I recognized you. Weren't you just written up in the New York Review of books? Congratulations!

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  8. Oh, we wish we'd been there!!!

    You rock, Patience!!!

    Kisses...

    Scruff, Stan and Lac

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  9. Ha! So you told a tale about your future self, sweet!

    wally t.

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  10. You are the best!.. we wish we'd been there!!

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  11. First time I've heard of the New York Times Best Seller list being used to break the ice.

    Trust you to be the first.

    Or was that 23rd?

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  12. Hi Patience! Love your sense of humor. Did I see you on the Today show too?

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  13. You're no pretender. You are for real!
    That's one of the reasons we like you so much.
    Jake and Fergs xxoo

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