Monday, September 8, 2008

The Grand Poopbah Prizes

The Mouth of the South, the Lady Maria, is happy (really happy, she says she's tired of all this announcing!) to announce the Grand Poopbah Prizes in celebration of our Blog-o-versary:

FOUR count 'em FOUR prizes for Reader Appreciation of the Dog Poop Never Going to Blog blog:
  1. a tennis ball rope toy (or smaller appropriate toy for a smaller winner)
  2. Brown Poopon squeakie toy!!!!!
  3. A SQUEAKIE POOP !!!!!!
  4. a custom made collar in creepy Halloween crawlie things trim

To enter, simply click to comment below!

Fat Charlie and Luciano say: THE END!!! Back to dog stories now.

hug your hounds and thank you


  1. They are so excited that they fainted. Where are the smelling salts?

  2. OOOHHHH, it is the Grand Poopbah!!!!! We want those,yes we do!! Squeeky Poop!!! Hours of entertainment grossing out friends!! Surely this is our prize!!!

  3. hahaha, you're not kidding when you say grand poopbah prizes! congrats on your first year

  4. hahaha squeaky poop I so need that. hahaha

  5. Oh boy, those are some funny cool prizes! Did you call him Fat Charlie?? He doesn't look fat to us, hehehe.
    Luv & Wirey Hugs!
    Butchy & Snickers

  6. Happy Belated Blogoversary! Love your blog and congrats on finishing your FIRST DRAFT!

    Lindsey and Phoebe in Atlanta

  7. Oh Patience! I must be a litte behind in my reading as I just noticed these posts! Congrats on One whole year of blogging excellence!!!! The Due West Whippets and I love your blog. And we can't wait for the novel too! (if you need another proof reader we are willing and available! LOL)


  8. Cody loves poop.

    Cody love sqeaky toys.

    Therefore, it's safe to assume that Cody would LOVE the sqeaky poop.

  9. You guys sure do come up with some unique stuff. But oh, we will be glad to get back to the dog stories!


  10. Congratulations on your first fantastic year of blogging. I have so enjoyed reading all of it (even the stuff that made me cry). Keep up the good work and I can't wait for your novel to be published!!! (I'm pretty sure there will be a few other people in line to get it too!).

    Sue, Gracie, and HotRod

  11. Goodness! Sychronized couch surfing!! are the girls in training for the 2012 Olympics?

    Heres to many more years of doggy bloggy stories, Don't forget to hop on over to mine to collect your award, didn't know if
    you missed my comment the other day.


    Ben xxx

  12. Poor tired Waggle! Please send those poop-prizes to us. Phantom says he has heard rumors of a new baby brother and doesn't want to share HIS we need NEW ones,please,please PLEASE! Can't wait for publication of the novel!!! Martha and P-Doggy

  13. Thanks so much for entertaining us with a blog for a whole year... it doesn't seem like that long! Oh, and the modesty star over Looch's winky is too odd. ;)


  14. Love, love, love the prizes...and appreciate your strategically placed star! Pico says....Do you have any Gray Poopon.

  15. Pico says, "my bad, I meant brown poopon, of course."

  16. Love your blog!


  17. Violette says me me me...Amelia says, not on your life. ALL MINE!


  18. Mom says she'd rather have a poop squeaky in her house than real poop!

    Tacy, who tracked poop into the house yesterday

  19. The Whippet Gang says' way to go on one year of blogging...

    Their owner on the other hand would like to order two copies of your novel now so when it is published she get's a copy as soon as possible...

    Long live the printed word....

  20. I can't wait for the novel and I love your blog - the stories and the pictures!

  21. Sure that is a happy face!
    I love her!
    Kisses and hugs

  22. Frickin SQUEAKY POOP???? are you kidding, that is the best thing EVER! hahaha

  23. Francarrich from WWSeptember 9, 2008 at 1:22 AM

    I don't know what happened to the comment I posted earlier, it seems to have been lost in transit across the ocean but I STILL love the strategically placed star!

  24. Millie the Whippet sends lots of whippetty snuggles to the Waggle!

  25. They really make squeaky poop? Our poop doesn't squeak!

    Love ya lots,
    Maggie and Mitch

  26. OOOOHHHHH!!!! What a great prize!!!!! Phizz would love all those goodies!

  27. Congratulations on completing your novel Pee! :)

    --Erin and Scarlett and Rose

  28. Dante loves rope toys, and the attached tennis balls are a special bonus. Can't wait for the novel. Lisa

  29. One year of bloggin? First Draft? Squeaky poop????

    This is cause for celebration!!!!!

    Put us in for the poop drawin'!!!

    We're all bout the scooper in this house...cept for Scuffy...he takes matters into his own mouth....YEESH!


  30. Happy belated Blogoversary! What a grand celebration! And the interesting prizes! Squeaky poop? How cute! LOL!

  31. Aaaahwooo! Congrats on the first draft!! We are PROUD of you, P!!

    Love the Grand Poopbah prizes too!!

    Super Syd, Mason, Harper, Atom & Ez and their humble servant.

  32. Oh we love that photo! What dainty and graceful legs pointed to the sky while sleeping ... Booker just flops out with everything hanging OFF the sofa -- feet, ears, tail -- or else he curls into a tiny CATDOG ball and snores away ...

  33. Congrads on a bloggin' year.
    How about offering some whippet blankets to keep my buddies toasty this winter? I've got 3 but could use more.

  34. congrats on the first year and heres to many more!!My whippies love anything poo related.

  35. patience, this is hilarious stuff!


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