Thursday, January 5, 2012

We've Broken the eBook iBook Barrier!

It is a bit magical, and I suppose frightening in a who-has-got-control-of-copyright sort of way, but I'll be daggone!

Mama Pajama Tells A Story is now available on Kindle and Nook. Who'd of ever thunk it? And it's selling!

So I'm sitting in my little computer/sewing room. (The room is newly spic and span and organized, I might add, due to the fact that my novel had been nudging me to work on it, so of course I spent days cleaning, instead). I log on to my Facebook page and spit my coffee on my screen. A friend from Norway wrote on my wall. That's not so unusual, but what she posted caused the coffee spewage. (I think that's not a word, but it should be.) She wrote:
OMG had to share, it had been a while since I checked to see if your book was on amazon in kindle form and it now is!!! Very excited, just downloaded it :) I have been wanting to read it for a while but trying to keep all my books in kindle version. Hug your whippets for me :)
And she included the link:
Mama Pajama Tells A Story: A Collection of Writings About Dogs and Their Servants [Kindle Edition]

I marched myself down in my Big Pink Thing to Bill's studio.

"Great, just blankety-blank great! Now my book is available on Kindle for $3.99."
"How did that happen?"
"Do I look like I know?"
"Guess you better call the publisher."
"Guess I better."

After hours on hold and being disconnected twice and speaking to two different departments, we ascertained that no, I hadn't signed the eBook clause, and yes, they could take it off Kindle right away. 


I've been reading every book I've read for at least a year (has it been two?) on the free Kindle app on my iPhone. I'm reading more than ever, and no waiting for the book to arrive, and wasn't I being just a bit hypocritical and ...

"Well, no, don't take it down just yet. Let me think about it."

I went to the Kindle store link that my Norwegian friend had provided. I scrolled down the page to find:
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #241,692 Paid in Kindle Store
That was humbling. Meaning that not counting the free books, mine ranked way down at the bottom of the barrel. But, I had no where to go but up, right? So I posted it on my Facebook page. And I posted it on the FANS OF MAMA PAJAMA TELLS A STORY Facebook page. My Facebook friends who have Nooks said they felt left out. I did a little search on Barnes & Noble and there it was. So I put up that link. My kind and generous Facebook friends shared the links. This was getting exciting.

I just now checked on the Kindle store page. 
Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #14,096 Paid in Kindle Store 
Holy moly!!! [She does a little giggly dance, a kind of Staying Alive John Travolta meets the Michelin Man and Pillsbury Doughboy's illegitimate love child. She's grateful no one except her dogs can see her. Even they look askance, except the youngest two who join in the fun.] 

Amazon's Sellers Ranking formula is strange and incomprehensible, but that was a heck of a jump! I think it translates to somewhere around $20 to $30 in royalties for me, and that's if there is any way to hold Amazon accountable for eSales.

But. I need an agent for my novel. I believe in the story I'm trying to tell. I'm not so good in believing in myself, but oh I do so believe in this story. I'm on the third revision. The third rewrite. I want to get it right, as right as I possibly can, before I search for an agent. I wish I had an MFA in creative writing after my name. I don't. I can't tell an agent that I am on the Faculty at some prestigious writing college. I've never even submitted to the New Yorker, much less been published there.

And this day? It might mean nothing to a 'real writer'. It does mean that there are 14,096 Kindle books which are selling more than mine today. But it has given this little writer the courage to dare to call myself a writer again.

Thanks, my friends.

Hug yourselves for me.


  1. So happy for you (and me) P!


  2. Happy for you, Happy for the Novel, happy to have it available on Nook, because now I can read it on the road. (haven't taken my copy anywhere with me, it is in sorry shape and might lose a favorite page or two.)


  3. Francarrich from WWJanuary 6, 2012 at 12:14 PM

    If I was on Facebook I'd join the "Fans of M. P. Tells A Story" but I'm not on Facebook so please just sign me up as a Fan anyway!

    If Kindle means your work is open to a wider public then that has to be good, doesn't it? So I'll just say "Congratulations" on hitting the world with a bigger punch. Oh, & Happy New Year to you & Bill & the Waggle
    Carol, Banjo & Aida.

  4. Jeez Patience!!! That's crazy. Kinda disturbing that this all started to happen without your consent or knowledge. But it's good! Great, actually. wow.

  5. How exciting is this! whoop! You know I love Mamma Pajama!

    And those rankings are INSANE - I've been 400, 1, 200, 100,000, 20,000, 4,000 - *laughing*!

    (and thank you for your note about Sweetie for your book club *smiling*)

  6. CONGRATULATIONS, Patience! I'm SO happy for you! ARE a real writer, and don't you forget it!)

  7. Well gosh, I think I have two physical copies of your book (the original and then an updated version, or something like that...) Now I have a Kindle copy too. :)

  8. Holy moly, how did I miss this? Anyway, I downloaded it last night and it's next on my reading list after the library book I'm reading currently. Wish there was a way to have you sign my book, that's a problem with

  9. Since it has been forever and a day since I checked out blogs I'm so happy to see that my innocent comment on Facebook translated into all this for you :) Several of my friends bought the kindle version of your book :) Keep writing and def hug your whippets for me all the way from Norway :)


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