tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post2626548132886186983..comments2023-05-18T06:59:04.442-05:00Comments on Patience-please: Hey! Woops..... LOOK OUT!!!!!Patience-pleasehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13262203054740351060noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-3587420077871101152008-05-13T07:59:00.000-05:002008-05-13T07:59:00.000-05:00and her Mom said,I loved that story! It was a gre...and her Mom said,<BR/>I loved that story! It was a great way to start out the morning. Just goes to show you that some of our best training ideas can go awry in ways we don't even imagine.<BR/>Actually, one of the fondest sounds to me is the whippet woo, woo, woo. Wish I were there to hear your chorus.<BR/>Thanks for the great read!Emma the Golden Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10713449942447725153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-58651741154702048552008-05-13T01:18:00.000-05:002008-05-13T01:18:00.000-05:00Ah yes, we too use object hurling for behavior mod...Ah yes, we too use object hurling for behavior mod! I once tossed a cordless phone at the screen door in an attempt to redirect a squirrel-crazed Whippet. The plan was to hit the bottom, metal portion of the screen. Faulty aim resulted in the phone sailing right through the top screen part... and landing in the middle of the front yard. Scared the bejesus out of the squirrel. Crazed Whippet was unfazed!Stephanie Colmanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12950766022659866206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-4862916559476584792008-05-12T23:45:00.000-05:002008-05-12T23:45:00.000-05:00I got so caught up on the cute dog photo that all ...I got so caught up on the cute dog photo that all other thougths left my brain. :)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13219366045767828564noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-73124846514342343962008-05-12T17:01:00.000-05:002008-05-12T17:01:00.000-05:00Hey dats me sister!!NearlyHey dats me sister!!<BR/><BR/>Nearlydog face girlshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01215418162256721996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-64173520814697869442008-05-12T06:27:00.000-05:002008-05-12T06:27:00.000-05:00Wwe have tears rolling down our faces here we have...Wwe have tears rolling down our faces here we have laughed that hard! Hmmm I shall be looking for lightweight green missiles and chewing them beyond use i think!! <BR/><BR/>love, licks and tail-wags..<BR/><BR/>Ben xxxx (and a very hysterical Mum) xxxBenTheRottihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18200980479565155655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-58919132868246650832008-05-11T21:54:00.000-05:002008-05-11T21:54:00.000-05:00OMG...that is hysterical..thanks for sharing!OMG...that is hysterical..thanks for sharing!Alisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07609471622265969310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-22927492706983072662008-05-11T14:56:00.000-05:002008-05-11T14:56:00.000-05:00Funny! and until you mentioned it I forgot about t...Funny! and until you mentioned it I forgot about the worm stink! Oh that was so gross!!!<BR/>I'm injoying your writing, I recently lost my sweet whippet boy Murphy(14)A good laugh is welcome!<BR/><BR/>SharonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-79584254782486972552008-05-11T12:29:00.000-05:002008-05-11T12:29:00.000-05:00You do have quite the adventures. Did you see Gra...You do have quite the adventures. Did you see Grammie when that UFO thing went flying?Mocohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00543525217074652573noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-29966738371652844142008-05-11T11:11:00.000-05:002008-05-11T11:11:00.000-05:00We want to wish your mom a very Happy Mom's Day. ...We want to wish your mom a very Happy Mom's Day. Canine Mom's and human Mom's are very special people.. Be sure and give your Mom extra kisses on this very special day!!<BR/><BR/>Happy Mom's Day!!<BR/>Gus and LouieGus, Louie and Calliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14402650169299573994noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-17467937992737506462008-05-11T11:03:00.000-05:002008-05-11T11:03:00.000-05:00a ufo! fantastic! barking isn't something the lu...a ufo! fantastic! barking isn't something the lurches do a lot of thankfully. but they have many other awful habits...joker the lurcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17260629209872897792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-89757745971607464232008-05-10T22:55:00.000-05:002008-05-10T22:55:00.000-05:00Patience, You'd think I'd know by now, having read...Patience, You'd think I'd know by now, having read your blog for some time, to, um,, let's just say...visit the powder room BEFORE visiting your blog...<BR/><BR/> *sigh*<BR/>Too funny! <BR/>Jamie & Sunny & Scooterjamiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17315242051569529743noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-37803312614592817132008-05-10T16:28:00.000-05:002008-05-10T16:28:00.000-05:00Oh Dear...you got mumsie cryin' again she's laughi...Oh Dear...you got mumsie cryin' again she's laughin' so hard...Oh Miss Patience...how do you do it? I mean...we ALL have these experiences...well..maybe not the one where you dumped the wine on ur dinner guests and wiped them off with a stinky towel...but somehow you make the mundane transform into the hilarious....we will never look at our fleet of lightweight green watering cans again in the same way...good thing you have the plastic ones and not the old metal ones...you could have killed those Chinese crested hounds....<BR/><BR/>Barkies, Sweet Patience...<BR/><BR/>Oh...if you want a good laugh go to Mango's blog...link is on our site and read his most recent Wheelie entry...you have to check out the use of the cone and the turkey baster, you being a PACU nursie in a former life!!!! It's hilarious!!!<BR/><BR/>Lacie et alScruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Placehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01651650855898039411noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-21295295412732804952008-05-10T11:27:00.000-05:002008-05-10T11:27:00.000-05:00This might be one of our favorite posts you have m...This might be one of our favorite posts you have made. We could practically see that can flying through the air. We do that thing where we get to barking and start biting each other too, it makes Mom SO SO mad!Joe Stainshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09927691611481315195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-87205932998879337702008-05-09T22:06:00.000-05:002008-05-09T22:06:00.000-05:00I just found your blog and love it. i have a very...I just found your blog and love it. i have a very old dog, he's almost 16...a pug...a smutty pug. he's healthy in every way except for his mind, which is going fast. It's very hard.<BR/><BR/>Our golden retriever is just like your pack....our fence is hard to see through but he must alert everyone and bark at everyone who walks by "stay away from my fence"..when we take him for a walk he looks at the crazy dogs barking at him from behind their gate "crazy dogs"...I was encouraged by the tossing of the green object and was ready to try it, until I got to the end....<BR/><BR/>I still might have to try it...anything to stop the all day long warning bark!<BR/><BR/>huged by pooches.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-63856469529168142272008-05-09T21:57:00.000-05:002008-05-09T21:57:00.000-05:00I have a picture on my mind about the episode and ...I have a picture on my mind about the episode and sure it was fun!<BR/>Kisses and hugs<BR/>LorenzaLorenzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13869787251617068379noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-32344748736543529272008-05-09T20:46:00.000-05:002008-05-09T20:46:00.000-05:00So glad I clicked on your site today...... I neede...So glad I clicked on your site today...... I needed that hysterical belly laugh! Well done!<BR/><BR/>Kathy and Star the Wonder DogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-42506594323828870582008-05-09T19:49:00.000-05:002008-05-09T19:49:00.000-05:00This was too funny, Patience...I loved it! I think...This was too funny, Patience...I loved it! I think I'll try the green watering can thing with Miss Maisie...but will try not to chuck it quite so far!:)Linda O'Neillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07254163183451158887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-18873176920137901852008-05-09T18:19:00.000-05:002008-05-09T18:19:00.000-05:00The whole 1700 Sounder Train (departing Seattle 4:...The whole 1700 Sounder Train (departing Seattle 4:33 p.m., arriving Everett 5:28 p.m.) wants to know what I'm laughing about. I'm going to have to share! I think that's one of your best funny stories....<BR/>JennJenn And The Cityhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09011569959072431185noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-47004262827926679972008-05-09T16:37:00.000-05:002008-05-09T16:37:00.000-05:00Back when I lived in the Big City and routinely to...Back when I lived in the Big City and routinely took my dogs to the dog park, I was constantly apoligizing for "throwing like a girl." Like you, aim was not my forte. Although I tried NOT to throw tennis balls at people, I had this rotten ability to ding them, regardless. Sigh. Perhaps, my aim WAS good and I wanted to hit them....nah. I guess.Celestehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10698723455094876828noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-83139663221707412742008-05-09T14:17:00.000-05:002008-05-09T14:17:00.000-05:00That was just absolutely hilarious!!! I think we ...That was just absolutely hilarious!!! I think we need a green plastic watering can around here too!!!The Zoo Crewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08445022061501597378noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-62554726351371691032008-05-09T12:04:00.001-05:002008-05-09T12:04:00.001-05:00Oh, Patience, too too funny!!Of course, as I'm rea...Oh, Patience, too too funny!!<BR/><BR/>Of course, as I'm reading your tale of the light weight green plastic watering can, I'm thinking, how can I use this to keep my barkalots from barking their wirey heads off from inside at any perceived or real intrusion into their self-proclaimed space outside: not just other dogs walking, but people talking, neighbor's car, the legendary trash man, FEDEX, UPS, you name it. I work from home and I've "trained" my clients, colleagues, and others to appreciate they've reached the right number when they hear the sound of the barking dogs!!!<BR/><BR/>Distraction, I see, is the key -- and I will have to find something I can throw safely. In the meantime, the barkalots started to bark at a noise outside while I was talking to my husband on the phone. I put him on the speaker phone and he did his compelling "NO BARKING!!! NO. JAKE AND HARRY QUIET!!! NO BARKING ON FRIDAY!!! And guess what, they quieted down and curled up for a snooze!!<BR/><BR/>Dogs, gotta love 'em!!!<BR/><BR/>JoanJake of Floridahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14460837412289201219noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-63089156374025735152008-05-09T12:04:00.000-05:002008-05-09T12:04:00.000-05:00Having dear Lindy Loo's sister Simmer, like minded...Having dear Lindy Loo's sister Simmer, like minded and mouthed, I can sympathize and laugh out loud!!<BR/>Glad no one innocent got hurt!!<BR/>laurielauriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04536261482161786445noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-70904601308754381482008-05-09T11:37:00.000-05:002008-05-09T11:37:00.000-05:00Cutest ... and funniest ... story ever!Post a phot...Cutest ... and funniest ... story ever!<BR/><BR/>Post a photo of the neighbor Cresteds sometime! We have a pair neighbor Cresteds as well (both naked), and they bark their fool heads off at us as we walk by. Such fascinating little creatures. I love em.snoutbeaglehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02016304484581137629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-13585536984853306432008-05-09T11:14:00.000-05:002008-05-09T11:14:00.000-05:00We sure wish you could hear our mom laughing her f...We sure wish you could hear our mom laughing her fool head off here, Patience! We could see your story in full living color! You write so well!<BR/><BR/>Love ya lots,<BR/>Maggie and MitchMolly the Airedalehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12533954545013852862noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2996513531142597091.post-50939003712219813582008-05-09T11:10:00.000-05:002008-05-09T11:10:00.000-05:00Dear Whippet Servant:Muzzer says she is glad someo...Dear Whippet Servant:<BR/>Muzzer says she is glad someone else does stuff like that. She has not been allowed to throw things since she hit Unca Steve with the noisy can thing at the dinner table one thanksgiving. May we suggest a water pistol as an alternative? She recommends the pink one from Target that resembles a small Uzi and holds lots of water.<BR/><BR/>kisses to all<BR/>GussieGushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00472218089802792460noreply@blogger.com